cruz booger
the booger that ted cruz ate.
republican 1: hey, what’s that on ted’s mouth?
republican 2: i think it’s a booger.
republican 1&2: oh, f-ck, did he just eat that f-cking booger off his lip on live television?
—the next day—
republican 3: did you see the debate last night?
republican 1: with the cruz booger? yeah. f-cking sick.
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