Cry-ometer
(noun)
an instrument that measures the level of a person’s sobbing. this is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.
also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.
from the greek “cryometer”, an instrument that measures coldness.
jack: dude, jen broke up with john!
josh: omg! have you seen him yet?
jack: yeah i was up with him all night. he was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.
josh: oh man, this is some heavy -^&%!
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