Cry Shopping
browsing internet stores and deciding what items would make your life perfect while you have no money and no premission from your parents to buy anything and you’re just sitting there crying because you can’t have any of it.
ooh look at this bacon flavored gum! and this touchscreen monitor! and this android tablet! and this iphone case! and this cool t-shirt! and these awesome pants! and all of these amazing clothes! and these gadgets! let’s put them all in to my cart and just see how muc- jhbdgf-ck! my total is $12,587
why did i start cry shopping again?
fml.
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