Cryptochronica


an extremely strong strain of cannabis, which is know for causing negative mental side effects for some time after consumption. however it is known as some extremely good ‘sh-t’.
‘dude that cryptochronica had me talking to myself at work the other day’

‘yeah man twas pranging me out aswell’

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