cryptoskank


a woman that presents an initial impression of cl-ss, virtue, intelligence, etc., but whose interests and behaviors are really more in tune with those of a sk-nk.
matt: how did it go with that chick you met at that art show?
john: dude. she turned out to be a cryptosk-nk. over lunch she told some stories about times she “was so drunk” and then at one point her phone started playing black eyed peas and she starts dancing, club-style. it was pretty f-cking embar-ssing. so i said look, i don’t think this is going to work out, and i dropped her off at a mall.
matt: i hear ya.

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