CRYSTAL COVE
an upscale strip mall on a stretch of p.c.h. sandwiched between newport beach and laguna beach.twelve dollar hamburgers…two hundred dollar cooking utensils…day spa’s…hot milfy’s pulling up in escalades and bentley sedans-kid in tow-for some shopping at the gap…40/50 something guys in astons and ferraris sipping starbux-and projecting power via horsepower…2-20 million dollar homes in the hills behind the mall…all overlooking the pacific.in other words…a white rap video…only it’s real.
newport coast resident with binoculars:”looks like jim cashed in some broadcom stock options and bought a ford gt.take a look.he just pulled in to crystal cove.”
neighbor:”i’m not puttin’up with that! time to take the cover off the mclaren…goin’ down for a cup of coffee.”
n.c.r.w.b-“my veyron was just delivered a coupla’ days ago.i’m right behind ‘ya.he has to be put in check!”
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