crystal crunch
to physically induce a knarly head blow “donkey punch” right at the point of total extacy while rollin a fattey puddle of the finest meth.
that b-tch was goin to town on my sh-t, and right when i blew it down her throat i gave that sl-t the crystal crunch!!
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