Crystal Falls
small town in northern michigan, home to many hicks/rednecks, all people do there is drink beer and gossip about other people, town basically consists of bars churches and gas stations. “yah”, “eh”, “er no”, and “don’tcha know?” are commonly said things here.
i grew up in crystal falls, now all i do is drink and drive big trucks.
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