Crystal Gale


1. an american country singer best known for her 1977 hit song, “don’t it make my brown eyes blue”.

2. rough or forcible -n-l penetration, resulting in bruising of the aforementioned chocolate starfish.
my wife prefers to stand, actually. i crystal gale’d her last night.

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