Crystal Rubber


1) subscriber to the new-age belief that certain crystals and semiprecious stones posses healing powers or other supernatural powers connecting the pract-tioner to the earth. see also: tree hugger, granola eater. 2) person who promotes environmental issues in an inappropriate manner or context.
that girl is such a granola eating, tree hugging, liberal crystal rubber.

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