CSB
cool story, bro. when someone tells you a boring story that really needn’t be shared. sarcastically replied.
fred: “yesterday i got a cut, so i put a band-aid on it.”
nick: “csb.”
cool story bro
when someone tells a personal story (usually sad, depressive), in a chan, and you don’t give a sh-t.
it sucks to be you; csb
“cool story bro.” by douchebags for douchebags.
douche 1: bro, i was at the bar last night pickin up babes and i saw denzel washington!
douche 2: csb.
douche 1: wow…
certified slow burner. a blunt that burns for days. not a loose skeet blunt but one that makes it around and around.
noob: man this blunt is way better than anything i’ve ever seen.
certified stoner: yea man if you’re not smoking a c.s.b., then you need to step your game up.
from tourette’s guy;
chicken sh-t bull sh-t:
a phrase signifying an unworthy thing or task
“i don’t have time for this chicken sh-t bull sh-t csbs.”
-tourette’s guy
when someone tells an extremely lame or pointless story, respond with “csb.” it stands for “cool story, bro.”
“one time i put in my contacts and i forgot about them and then i put on my gl-sses and i was like “woah!””
“that was a major csb dude”
gay gay gay
d00d, i’m so f-cking gay. i think i’m a csbs
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