CTM

a word used to describe a guy that takes ab selfies, practices incest, and says he can beat the sh-t out of anyone despite never being in a fight before.
person 1: hey christian over there f-cked his cousin and got her pregnant. when i asked him about it he said he would beat my -ss.

person 2: he’s never even been in a fight!
person 1: yeah i know, he’s such a ctm
21 more definitions
chuckle to myself.

this is the counterpoint, the companion expression to lol (laugh out loud).
wendy sent me a very funny text. i responded; ctm!
the meaning its in spanish “conchetumadre”
in english its “mother f-ker”
for example:
“ctm what are you doing?”
“ctm que wea estai haciendo?”

“i hate you rctm”
“te odio rectm”
“comme ta mère” (“like your mother” in french), can be used as an alternative answer to a lot of things (especially pointless ones) and for trolling.
dude 1: yo dude, this sh-t is amazing, my gf accepted to take it up the -ss last night
dude 2: ctm

dude 1: hey man this game is ugly and boring
dude 2: ctm
dude 1: don’t start with that sh-t please
dude 2: ctm
dude 1: dude!
dude 2: ctm
dude 1: you c-cksucker
dude 2: ctm
(can lead to an endless loop, like no u wars)
chinga tu madre-a mexican way to say f-k ur mom
me and my friends use it so my mom wont know wat we are saying
ctm puto (chinga tu madre puto)
ctm is an acronym for “chuckle to myself”, used in text/internet language and now spilling into current usage. used when a comment brings about an amusing mental picture in the listener/reader. origin – se qld, australia.
friend texts you – “just saw a man sneeze out his false teeth..”
-creates instant mental image which gives you a giggle on the inside- you respond “ctm”
ctm stands for chuckle to myself. used when the joke your friend made is not lol-worthy because you didn’t actually really laugh out loud.
friend: did you see what she was wearing?
friend 2: ctm, she looks like a clown.

friend:dude, what religion is my religion?
friend 2: ctm, are you drunk?