CTO


chief technology officer
: if they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
: if any of my employees did that they’d be fired instantly.
: where u work?
: i’m the cto at lowermybills.com
— ben174 ([email protected]) quit (leaving)
configure-to-order. when you specify that you want a non-standard configuration for the item you’re ordering online, e.g. a computer. the company then builds the item to the requested configuration.
i am ordering a cto 17″ macbook pro for my friend later today, with the hd glossy screen, and 7200rpm 160gb drive. will it arrive before september, do you think? because he flies out to italy then…
short for camel toe owner. any girl with a camel toe.

while wearing tight jeans or leggings, a poorly dressed f-nny can become a camel toe. this makes the girl the owner. hence, camel toe owner – cto!!!
“hey matt, check out ash; she’s a cto!”
cto its acronym of check this out
“hey dude come on and cto”

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