Cuauhtemoc


a boy named cuauhtemoc is sweet, considerate and romantic…sometimes cuauhtemoc can be a little bit mean and douche-baggy. he’s crazy in bed. he has a hardcore bod. he often teases the person he likes. he is good at the ‘game’. he also likes to show off a lot.
wow! cuauhtemoc is a hot piece of -ss.
meaning a crafty shoddy ship held together by cheap mexican bubble gum and straws with sails made of sewn together mexican blankets. in baltimore, md on 5/8/2008 – 5/13/2008 (in search of cerveza)
so she says, “look at the dinghy in the bay, hon.” i reply, “that’s no dinghy, that’s the cuauhtemoc! quick, ask ’em if they want to come paint our house, do some landscaping, cut our gr-ss, hang some drywall and do other laborous things around the house for a few dollars and some boh.”
a big simp and forthy that goes out and macs on a 2by4 tiwg. he also sucks at skateboardng and really is despreate for mens -ss.
he is a h-m- transvest-te -n-l bead person that spanks his “w-lly.”

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