Cuban Nachos
cuban nachos
while having s-xual intercourse, the male puts tortilla chips on the female’s chest. the male then busts a nut on her chest, sprinkling the c-m to make the “cheese” all over the chips. then the male takes a sh-t on the chest of the female on top of the chips to give it the “chili” part. the male then grabs an oven mitt and smashes the chips c-m and sh-t together to make the nachos. the male then proceeds to t-tty f-ck the female.
i use those cuban nachos on her all the time.
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