cube crawler
n. that guy at work who goes from cubicle to cubicle telling everybody in your office the exact same thing, usually some lame story about what he did last weekend. the cube crawler is also the same guy who feels it necessary to touch your computer screen at least eight times a day.
dude…brad is such a cube crawler, doesn’t he ever work?
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