Cubicle Coma


when you wake up and feel engergized but as soon as you enter the work place, a wave of exhaustion runs over you and you have trouble staying awake for the rest of your work day. amazingly, once you leave the h-llish work atmosphere, you suddenly feel energized and ready to run a marathon.
as soon as i sat down at my desk this morning, cubicle coma came over me and i immediately p-ssed out. an iv coffee drip could not pull me out of it but as soon as i walked out to go home, i felt like i could do an iron man.

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