cucumber dick
a cuc-mber d-ck is a way of telling a guy they have no d-ck and they’ve obviously shoved a cuc-mber down their trousers. usually used in a context to make a boy go on the defensive because all he cares about is his p-n-s.
girl 1: james is such a d-ck
girl 2: yeah, he totally has a cuc-mber d-ck
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a d-ck so fat in girth and long.
that asian guy has a pencil d-ck, while this black guy has a cuc-mber d-ck!
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