cuddle bitch


(noun) a guy whom a girl chooses to cuddle, spoon, watch movies, and/or, but no limited to, sharing her feelings with. note that the guy does not get to engage in any kind of s-xual relations with the girl. the girl merely uses him to fulfill a lack of intimacy in her relationship with her bf.

the “f-ck buddy” is the cuddleb-tch’s archenemy.
the fb is everything the cb wants to be, but doesnt have the b-lls or the large p-n-s to be. the cb ends up just hearing about how badly the fb treats the girl, then m-st-rb-t-s while she sleeps.
“john is so gay, he thinks he is pimp but he is just her cuddle b-tch”

girl: “after i visit my f-ckbuddy, i can swing by my cuddle b-tch’s house to sleep”
(n) a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl but gets to have intimate moments with her like cuddling, spooning, or otherwise being affectionate. this guy makes up for the lack of intimacy in that females relationship.
that poor guy is being used as a cuddle b-tch, when will he see he is being used?
basically this is just a guy who has a very high position on the friends ladder. so far up the friends ladder that he gets the dubious honor of getting to provide all the intimacy that a girl is missing when she’s off f-cking guys who basically don’t care about her like outlaw bikers and band members. so he gets to be the proxy father/confessor/friend/teddy bear for her, depending on what she is missing at the time. perhaps the only consolation of this is a ladder jump to the real ladder seems statistically a little more likely to succeed. of course, when one is that high up the fall is dreadful indeed…(courtesy of intellectualwh-r-s.com)
oliver sacrifices dinner, as cuddle b-tches do, to comfort his lady friend and compensates by eating 2 oporto meals the next day.
a person whim one can call/text at any time when they are in need of a cuddle, similar to a f-ck buddy but without anyything s-xual happening.
person 1 calls person 2: “come here and cuddle me”
person 2: “will be over right away, you know im your cuddle b-tch”
a guy who always ends up in the dreaded ” lets just be friends zone” with females he is attracted to. consequently gets to hear all her problems, runs around after her and basically acts like her female friend….but with t-st-cl-s. you heard of “friends with benefits”, well this sort of idiot is a”boyfriend without benefits!”
igor: “you see dennis is running around after chloe again”
olly : “yeh ,hes not gonna get in her knickers though….hes just her cuddleb-tch!”
a synonym of cuddlewh-r-, but refers only to those that fulfill one or more of the following requirements:

– has a p-ssy
– has b–bs
– is gay
guy a: “yo this party is the biggest sausage fest ever… what are we gonna do?”
guy b: “let’s call that cuddleb-tch irene”
blake cunningham and jenny pearce at elon
blake is a cuddle b-tch for jenny, who doesnt have a a v-g-n-

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