we’re selling you stuff to make you feel better about yourself and we care so we want you to be healthy. sometimes the company doesn’t care, they just pretend to, to increase sales.
hmm i’ve noticed rather a lot of the adverts these days feature farmers, twittering birds and lots of waffling on about provenance…talk about cuddle capitalism overload.
- juicy goose
hot gossip the inside information also know as the j g’s. i have the juicy goose on kim k.
a quintaliptus is what occurs when the solar reflection symmetric desolation of the hypnographic solar demograph. named after kevin and gio kevin: what’s a quintaliptus ? person: no such thing. gio: yes there is.
- tribble stubble
a new hair cut or style especially in dense, straight hair. a haircut where the hair at the sides is cut short, leaving a tuft of longish, often product laden hair, on top. “did you see harrison’s new cut?” “yeah, that tribble stubble was on point!”
- olive fever
someone who is exclusively or primarily s-xually attracted to people from the mediterranean area of europe (i.e. italian, turkish, spanish, greek). the combination of dark curly hair, big brown eyes, olive skin, and a well defined b-tt usually stimulate these people. “i went to sicily and came back with a serious case of olive fever.”
- douche coosh
the b-tch chick who may or may not be attractive but f-cks like a goddess without limits…. and loves cutting peoples egos down… cause she don’t give a f-ck (unless you ask) that douche coosh broad totally made my brother cry last night… and stole his cash