cuddle deficit
when a man goes an extremely long time without getting laid and/or is a virgin, he will have a cuddle deficit: a strong desire to be cuddled which often causes clueless women to presume that constant cuddling will always happen.
such women should beware: once the cuddle deficit is filled, he will go right back to normal male anti-cuddle behavior. don’t be fooled!
girl: we used to cuddle and talk all night long! now my boyfriend just wants to play videogames.
wise boy: dude just had a m-ssive cuddle deficit. get over it.
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