Cullenoscopy


the procedure needed to flush all this twilight sh-t out of the world’s system.
did you go to the eclipse premiere last night?

no. i had a cullenoscopy and no longer like tweener books that are made into asinine movies.
act of having twilight bull!@$#$%@#%@#%@$%
shoved up your -ss

girlfriend drags your -ss to go see ptwilight. girlfriend then trys to live life by the book. screws you over because she thinks she found her edward cullen and then she explains everything to you in relation to the book.
“cullenoscopy”
her:hes like my edward cullen
you: wtf?
her: your more like the werewolf in the relationship
you: i’m a loner -ss indian?
her: its destiny
you: -wonder if anyone else has delt with this bullsh-t-
you: -go insane and loose hope for the human race-
the method of receiving a b-tt-chewing from one such person named cullen; and/or when one such person named cullen receives a probe up the b-tt, (probably for being such a t-rd), no pun intended. (yeah, right)
didn’t you get a cullenoscopy the other day? how are you feeling?

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