cullum
a family friendly subst-tute for c-nt, predominantly in the pejorative sense.
originates from annoying jazz pixie jamie cullum who is, himself, a c-nt.
it is surprising how little explanation is required when directly subst-tuting the word cullum for c-nt, lending itself to the theory that cullum is one of the countries leading c-nts.
john? he’s a total cullum!
he did what? what a f-cking cullum!
yeah i know him, he is a cullum of biblical proportion!
to cullum a conversation is to deprive partic-p-nts of any enjoyment they may have been feeling in the time leading up to the unwanted intrusion, which usually comes in the form of over-enthusiastic laughing followed by doubling over and, in extreme cases, knee slapping.
cullum also refers to the practice of inviting oneself to social gatherings, having -ssumed that hearing when and where an event is occuring const-tutes a valid invitation.
jessica christ! tom just had to go and cullum his way into my 18th. at least he brought chips…
gosh darn that was a world cl-ss cullum. there’s no way someone could be that much of a mood killer and not be conscious of it.
to be a untouchable person
u know im cullum u is a cullum all over
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