cum and tears


an event that provokes feelings of both joy and sadness. sometimes applied to ironic situations.
when david broke up with katie and they had hot break-up s-x, the mood was one of c-m and tears.

person a: “i hit a lick on the lottery, but i lost the ticket.”
person b: “c-m and tears, yo.”

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