cum clot


what you get when you don’t p-ss for a while after s-x. sometimes results in a little bleeding.
d-mn, i f-cked this sk-nky ho and a few hours later i tried to p-ss, but i had painful c-m clots that hurt like a b-st-rd.
the act of c-mming without the c-m.

when one’s c-m is clogged in the shaft of the p-n-s causing a very painful -j-c-l-t–n in dribbles.
brians mom: i ask you to c-m over my face!
brian: sorry mom i had a c-mclot!
brians mom: you useless son of a b-tch!

slap

a clot comprised of manky -j-c-l-t-.

can also be used as an insult.
neil found that the money shot he was saving up for was blocked by a c-mclot.

or,

neil is such a c-mclot
an exceptionally stupid stump of a person, a human speed b-mp
“did you see that moron c-m clot walk out in front of oncoming rush hour traffic?”
not being able to c-m on the 2nd or 3rd time.
holy sh-t i have been beatin for a while and nothin is c-mmin out. i must have a c-m clot.

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