Cum cocktail
when a woman doesn’t know what profile to choose in a sperm bank, she may choose the c-m c-cktail:
a mix of different s-m-n.
in a national bank of sperm pamphlet, you can read:
try the c-m c-cktail; a surprising mix of the best pipette bottoms.
amanda went for the c-m c-cktail. we are now taking bids for the baby lottery.
a moderate to advanced s-xual act whereby the male c-ms in the female’s mouth, adds tequila, salt and lemon juice to the mix, then bangs the female’s head on the bar, after which she swallows. the male may exclaim “salud!” or something similarly irate, however this is not mandatory.
girl 1: “c’mon, let’s, like, hit the club.”
girl 2: “yeah, let’s. but take it easy with the c-m c-cktails this time, alright? you may need those braincells later on in life.”
on new year’s eve, the practice of rewarding the resident little girl with a champagne gl-ss filled with the men’s s-m-n from the day. at midnight, she should drink the c-cktail while the said men c-m on her naked or partially clad body. if the child is of age, she should take a shot of absenthe after downing the c-m, after which she would be subjected to countless g-ngb-ngs from her boyfriends.
melissa was standing in the center of the living room, waiting for midnight to come. she was dresed in black lingerie that exposed her p-ssy and nipples. at midnight, she drank down the c-m c-cktail, as twenty loads began exploding all over her body.
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