cum delay
the act of depriving yourself of an -rg-sm by any means necessary during a masturbation session on a p-rn site; because you know that once you c-m, you will immediately lose interest in watching those other p-rn clips you wanted to as you were browsing the site.
acts of prevention may include, but are not limited to: squeezing your d-ck as hard as you possibly can, slapping your d-ck extremely hard, thinking of something you consider a complete turn off, pushing your d-ck forward as far as you possibly can.
1.) i was about to bust while watching this p-rn clip, but employing the methods of c-m delay i squeezed down on my d-ck as to not allow anything to come out, so that i could watch the other 5 videos i had lined up afterward.
2.) i’ll compile a list of clips i want to watch, and c-m delay until i watch the last one.
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