cum feint


to fake a male -rg-sm. usually including yogurt or other white substance hidden during s-x and thrown on to the b-tch as you make sounds like you are actually c-ming. if they can fake them so can we.
i pulled a c-m feint last night by slapping banana strawberry yogurt on my b-tch’s back. i don’t want no d-mn kids.

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