cum mints
the unwrapped mints usually left in an open bowl near the cash register of a chinese or j-panese restaurant. it is said that people -j-c-l-t- into them and stir in the c-m.
restaurant patron #1: “oh look, mints. do you want some?”
restaurant patron #2: “no way man, i never eat unwrapped mints – they’re c-m mints. people c-m into those bowls and mix it in. gross.”
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