Cum Monday
the day after easter when everyone who has given up s-x or jacken it for lent gives into their carnal urges and has a lot of fun all by themselves
dudebro 1 “dude..bro why weren’t you at work monday.”
dudebro 2 “dude it was c-m monday, i was reintroducing my right hand…. to myself”
dudebro 1 “weeeerd brah i forgot about c-m monday”
dudebro 2 “better get to work we only have 15 minutes left on our lunch break.”
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