cum pouch
the marsupial like pouch in a woman’s abdomen used to store quarts upon quarts of man juice.
check out the c-m pouch on that chick.
a large pouch adjacent to (or in front of) a woman’s stomach that holds c-m. can have the effect of making a woman look slightly pregnant and confusing others.
not easily recognizable, sometimes mistaken for an alien fetus or an unborn child, leading to awkward and/or disparaging remarks.
however, continued observation (9+ months) can rule out the latter, as the woman obviously isn’t giving birth.
michael: check out the c-m pouch on that girl over there!
ashley: jeez, man! i thought she was preggers!
marie: you guys are so wrong. that is such an alien fetus.
all three together: well, which is it? -they ponder-
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