Cum Pumper


commonly thought of as merely a slang term for p-n-s, the “c-m pumper” is actually responsible for regulating the number of “pumps” a man feels during -rg-sm.

it is advisable for men to give at least a five minute rest between -rg-sm and urination in order to avoid unnecessary stress on the c-m pumper.
me, after s-x:”oops, i forgot to wait five minutes before urinating; now my c-m pumper is gonna go to sh-t…”

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