Cum-Rights


1. the unexplained phenomenon introduced by an unidentified university professor. students have decided it means to c-m on the exam paper forcefully and with enthusiasm. lead to the c-m-finance riots of april 21st.

2. the g-d-given right every man and boy has to put his dream stream (aka magic milk aka money shot aka sperm worm aka white flight) wherever he so chooses. no exceptions.
respect my c-m-rights woman. the couch wasn’t even that good, it was from ikea…

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