Cum satchel
when you use a vacuum cleaner to m-st-rb-t- and use a shamwow to clean up the mess and put it in your satchel and bring it to the sperm bank to sell for a minimum of $69 and a maximum of $6969
“dude i just got 69 dollars with my c-m satchel method ways!”
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- cumsquat
squating to urinate after s-x but only able to excrete s-m-n. i had to sit down to pee, and all i could do was c-msquat. the act of c-mming, whilst simultaneously performing a successful squat (expelling feces from the -n-s), thus, performing a c-m squat. jimmy was masturbating when suddenly he took a sh-t as […]
- cumstation
k-m-steigh-shun; noun; similar to a b-tch that just likes the c-m or even if a girl is just a big sl-t or a c-ck gobbler. should i got to hannah or mandi’s house and unload a j-zm glaze (spooge)on her face cuz she’s such a c-mstation?
- Cunafter
the combination of: crazy, fun, and laughter it is when you are having a crazy and fun time, laughing the night away. used when you are having a wonderful time, like being at the cheetah section at the zoo! whatever makes you feel crazy, fun, and like laughing. it can be used as a adjective […]
- Cameron Tasgal
a huge f-ggot. who likes to put hamsters up his -ss. look at that queer over there, he’s such a cameron tasgal with that hamster up his -ss.
- Camper's Handjob
a s-xual manuever whereby a man is m-st-rb-t-d by two hands rubbing together with the p-n-s in the middle. this motion simulates the movement by campers around a fire trying to warm up their hands. after the long night by the fire, julie’s hands were freezing, so she warmed them up by giving luke the […]