cum slinger


a guy who throws his c-m around
that jake is a real c-m slinger; he was with janet on thursday night, then nancii on friday, and now sat-rday night he’s off humping someone’s wife while the husband is working nightshift
slingshot like object used to fire c-m at someone else or to commit suicide. most of the time another person is present and a game is played similar to that of dodgeball. most people don’t like the “c-mslinger patrol” because of the people they bring to justice involving c-mslingers. c-mslingers have been illegal in the united states since they have been known to cause instant death to horses and/or small rabbits.
dude, this one time, i saw a ghost and he shot me with a c-mslinger.
a slingshot like object used to cattapault sperm that has recently been -j-c-l-t-d. most times a woman is present and some sort of game is played similar to the rules of dodgeball. most people don’t like the “c-mslinger patrol” which is a group determined to find everyone who has used a c-mslinger since they have been illegal in the united states for over 20 years.
dude, the c-mslinger patrol almost caught me the other day, so i shot him a lot.
a promiscuous gay man or one who is caught in a masturbatory act of public lewdness
a. did you see bob at the office?
yeah he was h-tting on some dude
wow, i would not want anything to do with that c-mslinger with all the guys he’s been with

b. an unnamed man was caught masturbating in a public theater. the police have taken the c-mslinger into custody.
micheal green is a c-m slinger on other boy’s
“oh micheal u c-mslinger’d all over me last night”
daniel woo
my friend daniel is a c-m slinger!

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