a g*y man, usually a chris who intercepts a mans load.
i was about to shoot my load on my girlfriend , but that c*m sniper chris intercepted it with his face.
president that is a puppet of russia. trump is putin’s #siberiancandidate.
- chicago honeymoon
having s*x with your best friends sister while taking a sh*t back and forth and eating sausage while your racist grandma reads dutch love poetry to you while in chicago, illinois johnny decided to have a chicago honeymoon since he was there with stephanie.
a swahili word that means boss or master 😉 my bwuana is a real leader!
fear of chili “wtf was that shat out by satan himself? get that crock of sin out of my house now before i break out the holy water and flush that bowl of diarrhea down the toilet where it belongs.” “oh sh*t man, you shouldn’t have brought chili. i forgot to tell you she has […]