cum towel


a towel, cloth or other such material usually relegated to use primarily as a repeated method for a guy to -j-c-l-t- into, or to wipe up his sp-ck after he has c-mmed. usually becomes hardened and stiff in appearance.
ahren’s c-m towel became hard and round as a baseball after the repeated loads he shot into it.

after jerking off brian reached out for his trusty c-m towel.
a c-mtowel is a towel used to collect c-m. this can be through masturbation (place towel under keyboard and -ss) or c-ntleaking. first introduced by comic-duo john and john.
after -rg-sm has been reached: “can you p-ss me the c-mtowel. i need to unload.”

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