Cumathon


when several males get together and proceed to, as fast as they can and at the same time, c-m on a piece of bread. the last one to c-m fully on the load– err, i mean loaf of bread has to slowly eat it, in front of all of his friends, while they, laughing hysterically, take videos on their cell phones.
duuude look at this picture of our c-mathon yesterday; jerry ate that whole f-cking loaf of bread!

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