Cumchuck


the act of involuntarily and immediately regurgitating c-m all over a man’s p-n-s during or directly after -rg-sm while attempting to swallow. this can happen from either a failed swallow or by the man’s p-n-s being too deep (or being forced too deep) into the mouth of the person giving the bl-wj-b.
kate: i thought i had it, but when he started to c-m he pushed in deeper and i couldn’t hold it all and totally c-mchucked back on his c-ck and bed.
robin: oh my g-d, was he p-ssed?
kate: a little, but he was still in postcoital bliss, so he was cool with it.
the after s-x move where the male removes condom, (if worn) ties the open end in a knot, then beats the female with it like a numchuck until it breaks.
if dawn tries to stay the night and cuddle i will just break out the c-mchuck
(v) the act of vomiting s-m-n. generally cause by overconsumption of man sauce.
dude, did you see that c-m drunk slam pig? she totally c-m chucked all over herself!
another name for a p-n-s. rhymes with nun-chuck but is filled with c-m. therefore it is a c-m chuck
1. i knocked that b-tch out with my c-m chuck.
2. tommy ho knocked me out with his c-m chuck

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