Cumforter
when you leave your -j-c-l-t- on your (or your girl’s) stomach and p-ss out.
on the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your c-mforter as an added layer of insulation.
bro 1: dude, last night i was so tired after tugging it i p-ssed right out and left myself a bell full of mess.
bro 2: at least the c-mforter kept you warm.
bro 1: yea, but it was a b-tch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.
a hotel comforter should be called a c-mforter because everyone has s-x on it.
john and sammie had s-x on the hotel c-mforter.
the sheet/towel you use over and over again to clean up your ‘mess’ after masturbating.
after i got done masturbating, i used my comforter to clean up my mess, thus making it a c-mforter.
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