Cumllateral damage
c-mllateral damage occurs when something incidental to the intended target is damaged during a male -j-c-l-t–n.
i’m in deep water for some c-mllateral damage that occured last night.
wtf?!
yeah i was about to blast in her mouth but i couldn’t control myself and i ruined her new dress with a come stain.
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