cummed


well, because i created a link to here from came, i figured i better define c-mmed right. c-mmed is the past tense of c-m, plain and simple. if you wish to see my arguments, go look up came.
marshall c-mmed while watching the sin city movie trailer.

or

last night steve c-mmed after mona gave him an awesome handjob.
the past tense of c-m
i c-mmed all over your mothers face.

you had to wipe the computer screen because you c-mmed all over the place while you were beating it to cheap j-panese p-rn.
the past tense of the word c-m which means to excrete a small amount of s-m-n from the tip of the p-n-s before -j-c-l-t–n
i just c-mmed all over mataya’s face

dude, i finally c-mmed
means achieved -rg-sm, reached -rg-sm, climaxed s-xually. to use “came” or “c-mmed” for an -rg-sm in the past tense? people actually get into arguments about this.

1. one argument is that since “c-m” is pr-nounced same as “come” it’s only natural to use the past tense of “came”.

2. otoh: a sportscaster would not say, “the batter flew out to left field.” if the batter hit a pop fly, the sportscaster would say, “the batter flied out to left field.” “flew” in this case is absurd (except for a red bull commercial!). so by -n-logy “c-mmed” is acceptable.

in this writer’s opinion, either “came” or “c-mmed” is acceptable. if you want an alternative that doesn’t sound like a s-xologist uttered it, there’s always climax/climaxed. “i just -rg-sm’ed” is possible, too, if a bit stilted.

this is truly a case that argues for liberality of usage among even the most conservative speakers of american english. you do yourself and the language harm to over-scruple, and your s-x life might suffer, too!

.
“i came four times last week by beating off.” —

“oh dang, i think i just came.” “you mean you don’t know?”

“you c-mmed in my mouth. you said you wouldn’t.” —

“oh sh-t, i just c-mmed early.” “don’t worry, big fella, you’ll live to come again.”

(the tag section has other possibilities.)

.
post ejaculatory phrasing
“i c-mmed in your dogs face” – term (10)

to -j-c-l-t- your man juices on or in someone/something.
i c-mmed all over tfx when he banned me.
to be covered in c-m.
i c-mmed her face and t-ts….

Read Also:

  • marshall matters

    it’s marshall mathers, you f-cktard!! eminem’s real name is marshall mathers.

  • Rhea Perlman

    actress from popular series ‘cheers’ person 1: who played carla in cheers? person 2: rhea perlman a sh-t that is completely liquid, with absolutely no solid matter whatsoever. also known as a liquit-rd. usually a result of being sick with the flu or a severe virus. not to be confused with a taco patty, which […]

  • heatbag

    asian male or female that usually hangs together in a large “crews” or “gangs”. they usually dressed in all black, or a mix of black and white. males usually have long bangs in there hair. typically these groups can be found in edmonton, calgary, and vancouver canada. ei: word of advice? mess with one then […]

  • its just not cricket

    australian slang: having something that is unjust or just plain wrong done to someone or something.this come from the game of cricket which is regarded as a gentlemans game were fairplay was paramount. 1stperson:did you see that guy punch that other guy. 2nd person:yeah,its just not cricket.

  • bubbly

    a really happy,perky,kind of annoying person at times.its one of those people who wake you up in the morning really perky and you just wanna smack them in the face she is being very bubbly today. champagne. would you care for some, bubbly? an adjective describing someone who is happy and has a lot of […]


Disclaimer: cummed definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.