Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap
the act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his c-ck out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more ‘free spirited’ females face, -j-c-l-t-ng on her cheeks as he slaps her.
such an act is rarely occurs.
bob: did you see that c-mmy c-ck slap jew rap d-ck fap steven gave keri at the party? it was a hardcore throttle.
dave: yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
Read Also:
- lifest
1) some one that hates or despises a person or a group of people because of their life-style choices 2)someone who would be pro-life for everything and everyone, and love life. the opposite of emo (credit goes to kelsy for coming up w/ the second definition.) 1) dude 1: man i hate ryan dude 2: […]
- Countdown to Distinction
when a person or “people” find your online post humorous wait until you— “the poster” is offline so they can re-post your bulletin without giving any credit to the original poster (eg: you) with minimal repercussions. this situation commonly presents itself when either 1. ur too drunk to deal with (ppl r scared of u!) […]
- brain blast
a sudden burst of intuitive insight based on random memories; a quick, but bright idea for an immediate resolution to whatever problem the thinker is in. jimmy neutron is most known for having brain blasts. (crocker has taken over fairy world) jimmy: they’re really upset. maybe these are more than just holograms. that means, if […]
- rice-stang
a ford mustang (usually v6) that has been transformed into a ricer. you can spot one of these, just look for any of the following: large spoiler, euro tail lights (altezza), fart can exhaust, halo headlights, wheels with a j-panese brand name on them, crazy gay graphics, body kits, fake hood scoops, or anything else […]
- rimgash
the giant hole left behind when the lining between the v-g-n- and the -sshole is torn apart allowing you to shove a bucket in it. sh-t bra my mate ganga had afat rimgash, he got a whole leg in