Cumpelstiltskin
c-mpelstilskin is a dwarfish creature that appears to satify the needs of the wh-r-s throughout the community. he resembles our favorite childhood fairy tale creature rumpelstiltskin, however instead of spinning straw into gold, he spins fecal matter into c-m. the gift of spinning fecal matter into c-m is seen as a metaphor for the value of fecal matter, and the need for c-m.
you know whats good with yoo-hoo?…. some c-m
like c-mpelstiltskin?
yes, c-mpelstiltskin. c-mpelstiltskin’s a good man, and so are you.
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