cumpet player


a derogatory term used to leave a person confused and hurt…. the level of harsh-ness implied is left up to the individual using it.
heather: go add another std to your list you c-mpet player!
rikkianne: -gasp- …..

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  • Cumtach

    a person, girl or boy, whom has previously given a man p-ssionate oral s-x (enough to make him j-zz), but has forgotten to wipe one’s upper lip, very much covered in luscious creamy s-m-n, which is making merry with one’s upper lip hairs. oi you c-mtach! you made spill my tea! yes mate, she was […]

  • Cuntribution

    the act of finding females to hang out to avoid a sausage fest. chris’ getting 5 girls to hang out tonight. his c-ntribution level is way high. when you bring a girl to a party in lieu of money/weed/booze preferred c-ntributions are girls that will usually end up f-cking someone at the party hey joe, […]

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    a c-nt with power is someone who has been promoted in an organisation (often via unscrupulous means) and proceeds to abuse their authority. everbody hates them and when they die a day of celebration will be held. mark is a c-nt with power and he threatens to fire people if he can’t win an arguement […]

  • Cunty wunty

    an adjective describing the pompous personalty type that frequents a many trendy locales. an annoying hipster. “zachary’s new retro tennis shoes are proof that he really is the c-nty wunty -ss-hammer that i always suspected him to be.”


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