cumpis brew
when you take a big festering sh-t, a cabbage-sour p-ss stream of urine, and a gooey wad of nasty man juice, stir it all up in a wine barrel, and pour it all over a girl’s face.
i was feeling so h-rny and nasty last night that i whipped up a big ‘ole batch of c-mpis brew and splattered it all over my puerto rican honey girl.
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