cumpon


an apparatus placed in the v-g-n- after s-x to absorb excess s-m-n.
this s-m-n running out of me is disgusting i really need a c-mpon.
a piece of tissue, or any similar porous material inserted into the v-g-n- after a sp-nk tsunami, used to ebb the flow.
to prevent further leakage onto the kitchen table, jane hastily inserted a c-mpon.

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