Cumshot Terrorist


an act where a dude is whacking off in public with his d-ck hidden behind a newspaper. when he’s ready to -j-c-l-t- he will run up to an unsuspecting woman and procede to bust a nut on her face, on her head, etc.
marco: “dude, did you see the new ‘c-mshot terrorist’ video circulating around the net?”
vito: “there’s a new one?”
marco: “ya man, there’s one chick who gets c-mmed on and is cleaning it off with a tissue and she’s sniffing it and sh-t”
vito: “awesome, i gotta see that!”

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