cumsitting
c-msitting is sitting in c-m. this phenomenon started when a woman in africa claimed that she had not slept with a man but had become pregnant by unwittingly sitting in a man’s spilled seed. c-msitting itself has deep roots in the c-m fetish branch of the h-m-s-xual community.
melanie: how goes the milky white throne, c-msitter?
josh: my -ss is slimy and soft from c-msitting, melly.
c-m on your chair and sit on it.
i walked in on my bro c-msitting last night i was like “dude, lock the freakin’ door!”
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