Cumslug


a spooge-filled condom, usually haphazardly tossed upon the floor.
hey did you remember to uncuff the clow-god d-mn it i’ve stepped on a c-mslug.
noun, a thick white glob of s-m-n that resembles a slug.
i blasted her with a c-m slug in the face and marveled at how it appeared to crawl toward her chin.
globules or strands of stray c-m which might have travelled further then you thought & thus don’t get cleaned up, which once dry look it / resemble a slug!
ken “i had a good w-nk the other day in my mums room, i thought i’d cleaned all the c-m entrails up but a few c-m slugs had formed on the wall which i hadn’t noticed!!”

frank “what happened, did you mum find them?”

ken “yeah & it wasn’t the first time she had found my c-m slugs, so i was in deep trouble!!”
the residue dripping out after having -n-l s-x and letting your partner -j-c-l-t- into your rectal p-ssage
max: mmmmm, i’ve got some drippage! must be a c-mslug!
can be used as both a positive or negative phrase…
positive: ‘wow…check out that piece of -ss, shes a real c-mslug’
negative: ‘i can’t believe you sh-gged that greasey minger you c-mslug!!!’

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